Watching potato-headed MSNBC anchor Chris Matthews praise the merits of summertime at the Jersey shore moments ago, I was reminded of yesterday’s Block Party act Real Estate, and the sentimental lyrics of their “Suburban Dogs”:
“Carry me back to sweet Jersey, back where I long to be / By the fumes of the yellow and green, next to my darling lady”
Matthews’ comments were in response to this clip of Jersey governor Chris Christie, who talked smack on MTV’s Jersey Shore, and referred to the shore itself as an ideal summer vacation spot.
Would someone who’s actually been there fill me in? Is the Jersey shore a hypnagogic paradise or crass, spray-tanned wasteland?*
*Because it can be only one of those two things. Just kiddin.’
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