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Thursday, September 2, 2010

Sex RE: Frankie Lee Sims Ain't Gonna Lie 'bout How You Gonna Be Treated.

Posted by Mike Nipper on Thu, Sep 2, 2010 at 11:45 AM

As the door swings both ways, so to speak...yesterday, Mr. Sims told you how YOU might be treated if you wanna mess with a married woman...well, if you wanna mess with HIM, you might hafta deal with his good gal, Lucy Mae, and all his other girlfriends. Frankie has got a LOT OF GIRLFRIENDS, one for every day of the week.

Now, if you're gonna try to make some time with him, based on what he has said about all his ladies, his Friday woman sounds like the stinker. She is the one you could bump loose. Not a bad idea I'd reckon, Friday is ALWAYS a party, but watch out for his Saturday woman...she "totes a gatlin' gun, she'll cut you if you stand, shoot you if you run." Gotdamn (sounds like my Saturday woman)!! Anyways, Lucy Mae has gone off somewhere and is due back at any moment. He has no idea when she might turn up either. Once she left on Christmas morning and was supposed to be back that afternoon, however, she didn't come back till mid June!!! DANG. Now, if you chose to fool around with Frankie, be careful, 'cause Lord knows when Lucy Mae might be coming back and godspeed if she catches YOU pushing up on Frankie. Um...he seems to think NOBODY FUCKS WITH LUCY MAE 'cause either it'll break her heart or she'll break you in half.