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Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Bars / Drinking / Win It! Vote for the Winner of the Drunk Limerick Writing Contest

Posted by Kelly O on Wed, Sep 1, 2010 at 3:11 PM

First let me say there's some *priceless* poetry in last week's Drunk of the Week. Holy crapoli. Everybody should win. But that would be complicated, as I only have one pair of Depends to give away. So who wins? And gets to pick the next bar I go to for Drunk of the Week?

Here's my top five. VOTE NOW! Poll closes tonight at midnight.

There once was a man with a stein,
Who thought Coors Light was just fine,
'Till his friend said "fuck it,
just drink out of the Honey Bucket
you'll think that shit is wine."
Posted by Skip on August 25, 2010 at 11:29 am

The mustachioed man is called Flanigan,
And his friend just got back from the Vatican.
They got loaded drunk,
In the mornin' they stunk,
And they shouted, "let's go do THAT again!"
Posted by gaybabyjesus on August 26, 2010 at 9:40 am

there once was a man from nantucket
standing next to a honey bucket
he drank shitty beer
'til he felt a bit queer
and he let his mustachioed friend suck it
Posted by taint on August 27, 2010 at 11:07 am

There once stood two creepy ass guys.
And one just got fucked in the eye.
Don't worry , my friend,
This isn't the end,
I'll lick it, so it won't go dry.
Posted by Auntie Roach on August 31, 2010 at 3:27 pm

These two men are friends from the Navy
The pirate his first name is Davey
They drink to the pope though they know he's a dope
Later they'll have a butt-baby
Posted by jtwankerschmidt on September 1, 2010 at 9:56 am