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Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Bieber Fever Just Because Michael Jackson Did It, Doesn't Mean You Should
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Sep 14, 2010 at 2:50 PM
Via Vulture...
The 16-year-old answered the question once and for all on The Ellen DeGeneres Show Monday. "[I do it] because Michael Jackson did it," quoth Bieber. "Stop there with that one, all right?" Ellen responded with a smirk.
After the jump: Eight things you shouldn't do just because Michael Jackson did them.
1) Plastic surgery.
2) Marry Lisa Marie Presley.
3) Consort with animals.
4) Star in a Pepsi commercial.
5) Dangle babies.
6) Have anything to do with Paul McCartney.
7) Spend an inordinate amount of time with young(er) people.
8) Wear a "Zorro Burka" in public.
2
is this just a test to see how many people will click through to see what's "after the jump" or a commentary how there's nothing that MJ did that you shouldn't do because he did?
5
Aw, c'mon, Mac & Jack is priceless! I thought that would be some well-intentioned Ebony & Ivory monstrosity but that was positively adorable. Bieber SHOULD be an olde timey snake-oil peddler in his next video for "Baby Baby Baby You Know I Love Babies (LOL! TEXTING!)"
6
And the obvious answer is: warts. Why would she ask him that anyway? What kid his age is going to admit he has warts? It's embarrasing, even if you're Justin Beiber. OK, it's embarrasing to be Justin Beiber, and even moreso with warts.
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