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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Just Because Michael Jackson Did It, Doesn't Mean You Should

Posted by on Tue, Sep 14, 2010 at 2:50 PM

America wants to know: WHY DOES JUSTIN BIEBER WEAR BAND-AIDS ON HIS FINGERS? While I'm certain you can think of plenty of filthy reasons (which you will undoubtedly provide in the comments below), the real reason was revealed yesterday on Ellen's show.
Via Vulture...
The 16-year-old answered the question once and for all on The Ellen DeGeneres Show Monday. "[I do it] because Michael Jackson did it," quoth Bieber. "Stop there with that one, all right?" Ellen responded with a smirk.

After the jump: Eight things you shouldn't do just because Michael Jackson did them.

1) Plastic surgery.


2) Marry Lisa Marie Presley.


3) Consort with animals.


4) Star in a Pepsi commercial.

5) Dangle babies.


6) Have anything to do with Paul McCartney.

7) Spend an inordinate amount of time with young(er) people.


8) Wear a "Zorro Burka" in public.



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Posted by Erok on September 14, 2010 at 4:00 PM · Report this
josh 2
is this just a test to see how many people will click through to see what's "after the jump" or a commentary how there's nothing that MJ did that you shouldn't do because he did?
Posted by josh on September 14, 2010 at 4:32 PM · Report this
Grant Brissey, Emeritus 3
Broken link! "After the jump" now exists.
Posted by Grant Brissey, Emeritus on September 14, 2010 at 4:42 PM · Report this
Chris in Vancouver WA 4
Posted by Chris in Vancouver WA on September 14, 2010 at 5:26 PM · Report this
Aw, c'mon, Mac & Jack is priceless! I thought that would be some well-intentioned Ebony & Ivory monstrosity but that was positively adorable. Bieber SHOULD be an olde timey snake-oil peddler in his next video for "Baby Baby Baby You Know I Love Babies (LOL! TEXTING!)"
Posted by meatwhichdreams on September 14, 2010 at 5:30 PM · Report this
And the obvious answer is: warts. Why would she ask him that anyway? What kid his age is going to admit he has warts? It's embarrasing, even if you're Justin Beiber. OK, it's embarrasing to be Justin Beiber, and even moreso with warts.
Posted by ScreenName on September 14, 2010 at 6:19 PM · Report this
I only clicked through to nitpick "Shouln't"

Posted by Peter F on September 14, 2010 at 7:12 PM · Report this
LordHumongous 8
The only thing wrong with Lisa Marie is MJ.
Posted by LordHumongous on September 14, 2010 at 8:03 PM · Report this
no8do 9
FUCK! I just bought a new Zorro burqa!
Posted by no8do on September 14, 2010 at 8:22 PM · Report this
I kinda like Say Say Say.....
Posted by AndyInChicago on September 15, 2010 at 7:14 AM · Report this

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