The "clean" version (no "menage a trois," even?!) of Kanye West's My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy leaked yesterday. It's the talk of the office* today. Right now the "can we get much higher (oh oh oh)" refrain from "Dark Fantasy" is battling it out with the horn fanfare from "All of the Lights" for real estate in the part of my brain that plays bits of songs on loop when other people are talking. (Kanye's brain is, apparently, made up entirely of that part—it's his X-Men mutation). I'm not even really fucking with the lyrics yet.**

Also, Kanye was on the "Today" show this morning, and then George W. Bush was on, and George W. Bush called Kanye "Conway" (twice!), and then Kanye took to his Twitter feed about it (or, really, about Matt Lauer playing "MTV" at him or some typically incomprehensible awesomeness***). All of which is a very long set-up for this humble pun: "Conway Twitter."

Good night, y'all.

*Well, Mudede, Schmader, and I, at least.

**EXCEPT, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, "FAT BOOTY CELINE DION/SEX IS ON FIRE, I'M THE KING OF LEON"?!

***"I feel very alone very used very tortured very forced very misunderstood very hollow very very misused."