Analfingerblasting666-

"....and keep feedin' ya and feedin' ya and feedin' ya..."

First off, I don't give a fuck about any of this shit, which is why I kept it simple. Secondly, I could give you Morley's email [I have an interview with him posted on my own site], but I'm not going to help facilitate contacts and rimming propositions from anonymous fanboys. Plus, the DEAD C in the screen name has nothing to do with THE DEAD C, it's an OLD screen name and a reference to all of the times that I almost, should have, or might have died, including the crazy parts of my "former selves" that were rendered off of my brain from deemster smoke. It was originally a personal nod to the aspects of myself, beliefs, and personality that may or may not have existed at some point, most of which I don't remember. For example, at one time I might have given a fuck about your corny ass opinion... but it's not likely. I'm not sure but, if I I was in Jr. High, I might have also cared about what opinions an overblown school paper like the Stranger held about my band or actually thought it was "hard core" to blog comments/threats at actual strangers (which is hilarious because, depending on which one you are, I'm pretty sure that we actual know each other). There's another part of me that might have cared about buying vinyl for display reasons more than for listening too. Who knows? I can't remember that many selves ago... maybe you can remind me what it's like to smoke cigarettes behind the school and talk shit about the "cool kids", while secretly hoping they invite you to their party and give you a "Can't Buy Me Love" Patrick Dempsey-style makeover. The screen name is only used for consistency's sake and because I couldn't come up with something as clever as Analfingerblasting666; that and as an old reminder to myself that I'm still alive and not to do reckless shit with my mortality anymore, after a specific instance (regarding "reckless shit with my mortality" I have an incredibly strong feeling responding to you doesn't qualify).

As for my last and much shorter post, I had too much to say. Then I realized that I had nothing to say. In ways, I agreed with LEE but, in much larger ways I didn't, so I was leery of commenting for fear that it might come off as too supportive in either direction. I agree that the Stranger is fickle and that most of this coverage is probably based on the "buzz" around what is being called a "buzz band". [Remember the MTV buzz videos? Maybe you can make one for your solo project.] They aren't push-starting the car or anything, they're just jumping in as fast as possible once they hear the engine start to turnover. I get it. It's like the carefully planned Shabazz Palaces "leaks" and calculated distribution and marketing behind it under the guise of having ones "ear to the street." The difference is that TIT PIG is the anti-thesis of Shabazz Palaces, which is the greatest thing about this and why I find it both intriguing and off-putting simultaneously. This isn't a "conscious" group claiming to uplift anyone and revolutionize hip-hop for the street cred hungry Seattlite youth, but it's still being promoted by the same publication known for aggressively hyping MAD RAD and Vampire Weekend in the same way.

It's funny to me because I've been in court with Sean while we read misguided and fabricated letters that people actually wrote encouraging the courts to lock him up. I guess it's popular to like him now. That's what's funny to me, because we've been friends for years before either of us ever moved to this town and I love how people can flip on a dime. So yeah, I do think that a lot of the intentions behind this hype might be insincere at best, but who gives a fuck? One week the Stranger trashes the film "Inception" and the very next week, the very same person recommends it. Yeah, it's probably insincere but it doesn't mean that they're not right this time and it doesn't mean that LEE's intentions are any more sincere, because his post does come across as incredibly self-motivated and as a unfounded stab in the back. I was in a short-lived band with both LEE and SEAN and when Sean and I made a flyer with a Jean Benet Ramsey in flames backdrop behind Jeff Conway getting the reverse cowboy treatment from a bald Britney Spears in his wheel chair, no one else was down. The kibosh was put of that flyer and now that very thing is what has built hype for TIT PIG. That's hilarious to me and I love it. It's a poetic irony. Lee seems to care about the press enough to complain and one of my best friends, who is the one person who never gave a fuck about any of it, is getting that press now for the same shit that got him blacklisted from everything else. It's ironic, hilarious, and I love it. Good for you guys. I could get pissy too, because I was sitting w/Sean when he told me about the shirt idea and about me playing in the group, but I got a job, didn't have time, and come through. I have a reason to whine about not being part of this (maybe I'll cry in treatment like Dave Mustaine someday) but I'm in full support of this project and of any positive press that comes with it, because I actually think it's a good thing. Another ironic angle, I was asked to send some photos that I took from the show over to Grandy for use and never even got an email response back, after sidetracking my day to edit them. I'm pretty sure that he doesn't want to use the photos because I took 'em and I've openly talked shit about the Stranger before. Maybe someday they'll kiss me on the mouth too, but I'm not crossing my fingers. See why I didn't want to get started? Plus, I have nothing against LEE or his projects either but, just felt that the post was in bad form and was proud of the restraint that I was holding my not getting into the mix. I will definitely let you know if I do decide to "talk about some real shit" though, bitch.

So... yeah... I love all of this and I love everyone or, in other words, "I fucking hate all of you."

here are the show photos, but you've probably actually seen them already: http://www.flickr.com/photos/monsterfres…