Yesterday, I wrote about a battle of the bands that was erupting over Strangercrombie. First, Pillow Army attacked Exohxo on Facebook. Then Exhoxho responded in the comments:
Apparently Pillow Army has challenged us to a duel of some sort on Facebook. Back in our day, a proper challenge was made face to face, but whatever; we're just glad that the Comforter Corps were able to find time away from playing Farmville. If the Eiderdown Infantry want to mess with us, we're ready. There's like a dozen of us. You hear that, Linen Legion? BTW... It's really hard to say something nice about babies when the babies are members of Pillow Army, whining about feeling threatened by us. I have no problem with the homeless, unless they're homeless because they're in pillow army and are broke from having to pay people to come to their shows...
Smoochies, Exohxo Posted by Exohxo on December 13, 2010 at 5:38 PM
It went downhill from there:
Eiderdown? Who are you, Gordon Lightfoot? Is this the same thesaurus you're going to use when you write the winning bidder's song? For the record, we tried to challenge Danny face to face at the SRO show, but HE'S REALLY REALLY SHORT.
So does the name Exohxo refer to the symbol for hugs and kisses or the XML microformat? This explains why there are so many nerds and grandmothers at your shows. Posted by Pillow Army on December 14, 2010 at 2:27 PM
And in this corner/lovely pier...Exohxo!
It's not our fault your grandmothers would rather see us play than you! Posted by Exohxo on December 14, 2010 at 2:37 PM
Grandma says she likes your music because it helps her fall asleep. Posted by Pillow Army on December 14, 2010 at 2:46 PM
I think it is fair to say: It's on. You should vote with your dollars: If you'd like Pillow Army to write you a song, bid here. If you're on Team Exohxo, bid here.
Strangercrombie: Building rifts between musical acts in the name of charity for running on nine years now™.