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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Shit Talk Pillow Army Feels the Threat of Exohxo—Recruits Vampires and Infamous Scientologists to Up Their Chances of Winning the Battle of Strangercrombie 2010

Posted by on Wed, Dec 15, 2010 at 3:03 PM

An anonymous source tells me that Pillow Army is starting to feel some pressure in their ongoing war against Exohxo. They know their band is outnumbered six members to Exohxo's 10, so it looks like they're starting to recruit a few new "musicians" to increase their chances of winning. That's playing dirty! An anonymous source has "leaked" their latest band photo:

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Tom Cruise, dudes, really? Gross...

Team Exohxo click here! Team Pillow Army click here!

May the best band win.*

(*Actually both bands will win because both bands awesomely donated their services to The Stranger's charity auction, helping out two really fantastic causes and also giving a really great custom gift to their fans. But I realize knowing that that takes some of the fun out of it, so in the spirit of the battle... FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!)

 

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In our defense, Tom Cruise was part of a package deal to get Robert Pattinson. Apparently they share the same agent now. We keep Tom in the back playing tambourine and guiro so he doesn't get in the way. He's a pain in the ass, but it was worth having Rob's jawline in the band.
Posted by Pillow Army on December 15, 2010 at 3:51 PM

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