Bluegrass Intelligencer is a bluegrass-based satire website—yes, such a thing does exist. Just imagine The Onion but with plenty of humorous pokes at banjoist Noam Pikelny. Honestly, I don't get any of the jokes here, but here are a few of my favorite headlines for some reason or another:
Dennis Rodman to Join Tornado Rider Band as Sideman
Skaggs, Statman Plan Apocalyptic Mandolin Extravaganza To Bring End Times to Bluegrass
Sparrow Quartet feat. Bela Fleck Puts Crooked Still Out of Business
Thank you, internet.
h/t: Marc Hawthorne