Classic death metal is great. Hardcore is great too. Morbid Angel, Negative Approach? Yes, please. But this whole deathcore scene? No thanks—I already have a copy of Sepultura’s Roots and, really, it only has a couple good songs on it. So I don’t care what the lead singer of the deathcore merchandising-machine known as Emmure has to say about anything pertaining to music. I do, however, have an interest in watching slightly pudgy, furry-chested, neck-tattooed metal dudes taking showers. So, yeah, I was perfectly content to sit through an entire video interview with the singer of Emmure while he soaps up.

Video features some buttcrack, so NSFW and all that bizness….