- At sunrise, they will exit the mini van, and attempt to go about their day like nothing happened.
Justin Bieber will smoke crack in a mini van with tinted windows behind a 7-11 in Oakland, CA. Then he will receive a hand job from a male prostitute who he thinks is a woman. Bieber will be fifty-two years old, it will be August, and Jupiter will be in retrograde. The hand job will cost him forty dollars. There will be one male onlooker in the van with a spear pierced septum, also high on the crack substance. Earlier in the night, Bieber will have consumed half a bottle of 100 proof Rumple Minze Schnapps, and because of this, he will be unable to reach orgasm. The prostitute will perform on Bieber until he chafes. Bieber will wince in pain, ask her/him to stop, they will smoke more crack, and then they will listen to 311 until the sun comes up.
Sadly, this has been foreseen, by a psychic palm reader on Aurora Ave. named Naomi.