Let me give you a hand, Dave. I'm not even much of a Motley Crue fan to begin with. I guess The Dirt is an entertaining read, but I like my metal a little more menacing.

Anyway. I didn't know this existed until I was assaulted by this in the frozen-food section of the Roosevelt QFC yesterday. Even thinking about it gives me douche chills. Fluff power-ballad from an already pussy-ass bantam-metal band during their last gasp of creativity meets American Idol-bred "new country" bullshit. Ugh. Masochists click play below.