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Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Tournament 2011 Championship of Balls Championship

Posted by on Tue, Mar 15, 2011 at 1:46 PM

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March Madness is upon us with the NCAA Basketball Tournament. Teams are going head to head on the hardwood battling to be crowned champion. But the real action takes place here on Line Out, in the 2nd Annual Running of The Championship of Balls Championship. (See results of the first one.)

You vote to decide who wins, and who moves onto the next round. There are 32 competitors, divided into two divisions, seeded 1 through 16. Click bracket for larger view. (Polls for this first round will be open until noon this Friday.) Interesting first round matchups look to be Eddie Vedder vs. Charles Mudede, Jackie Hell vs. Justin Bieber’s Mouth, Robin Pecknold vs. Tit Pig’s Sean Evoy, and Fatal Lucciauno vs. God:

Jackie Hell Division

1. Ishmael Butler: Shabazz Palaces, Palaceer Lazaro
2. Macklemore: Mr. Bigtime
3. Rachel Flotard: Visqueen, amazing hair
4. TJ Cowgill: Actual Pain, Book of Black Earth, Cross
5. Sir Thomas Gray: Champagne Champagne, beard champion
6. Jackie Hell: strong contender, early favorite
7. Rachel Ratner: Partman Parthorse, Butts, Kexp, ‘The Rat’
8. Eddie Vedder: Pearl Jam, Jeremy
9. Charles Mudede: Stranger scribe, shape shifting theologian
10. Derek Erdman: Caperin’, Caperer
11. Justin Bieber’s Mouth: it has been much talked about
12. Brent Amaker: of the Rodeo, cowboy in black
13. Choklate: diva in the making
14. Gucci Mane’s 3 Scoop Ice Cream Face Tattoo
15. Wall of Sound Records: an incredible place
16. Sera Cahoone: mystical folkish singer

Steve Pool Division

1. Lemmy Kilmister: Motorhead, still alive, master of time and space
2. P Smoov: Mad Rad, Fresh Espresso, icy producer steeze, vegan
3. Lisa Dank: lays on cookies, stoner hustler
4. Tyler Swan: Truckasauras, Flexions, Foscil, tight ass mofo
5. Charlie Sheen: TMZ/internet mogul, enjoyer of drugs and prostitutes, winner?
6. Sean Prawn Evoy: Tit Pig, goes hard, real hard
7. Fatal Lucciauno: he is of flow
8. Thomas Hunter: Kay Kay, Wild Orchid Children, solid mustache
9. Fruity Pebbles Breakfast Cereal: it can not be beat
10. God: yes him
11. Robin Pecknold: Fleet Foxes, possessor of angelic voice
12. Marcus Wilson: Ononos, Pony, owns a C3PO mask
13. The Dude Streaking in this video
14. Troy Nelson: The Young Evils, Kexp, Skippy
15. Isaac Brock: Modest Mouse, N/A
16. Steve Pool: Weather Man from Komo News, formidable mustache

And now for the tip off :

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1
Clearly, Fruity Pebbles should win this.
Posted by Unfair Competition on March 15, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Trent Moorman 2
Steve Pool out to a surprising early lead.

God?
Posted by Trent Moorman on March 15, 2011 at 3:16 PM
care bear 3
If Macklemore wins I'll cry.
Posted by care bear on March 15, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Fish Wrench Asteroid 4
Charley Sheen cannot beat Marcus Wilson. Marcus Wilson created Pony. Charley Sheen would be a twice divorced alcoholic used car salesman in Tallahassee that declared bankruptcy due to gambling debts if his dad wasn't a famous actor. This is not even funny. Start voting right people.
Posted by Fish Wrench Asteroid on March 15, 2011 at 3:59 PM
Trent Moorman 5
Lucciauno is spelled with one n. If I change the spelling in the polls, it messes it the results.

Steve Pool, handing it to Lemmy right now.
Posted by Trent Moorman on March 15, 2011 at 4:09 PM
Trent Moorman 6
and I agree with Fish Wrench Asteroid about Marcus Wilson needing to beat Charlie Sheen.
Posted by Trent Moorman on March 15, 2011 at 4:10 PM
cosby 7
@2: People respect that Steve Pool has oracle-like powers to predict the near future. Cross him and he'll portend your death (if it's happening in the extended 10 day forecast).

As far as Lemmy... why is anyone still talking about him? He's a rock guy who somehow survived a hard life and (one-hit) stardom. If he gets a trophy, who is next? Nelson?
Posted by cosby http://www.myspace.com/cosbyshownights on March 15, 2011 at 4:10 PM
cosby 8
Also, when the Charlie Sheen meme going to end? The internet has suddenly become TMZ. #wincing
Posted by cosby http://www.myspace.com/cosbyshownights on March 15, 2011 at 4:13 PM
cosby 9
...when is* the...

Bad grammar on the internet is forever #winning.
Posted by cosby http://www.myspace.com/cosbyshownights on March 15, 2011 at 4:14 PM
10
Fruity Pebbles can not miss from the outside. Thomas Hunter needs to start playing man to man defense. Get a hand in Fruity Pebbles face.

I like Fruity Pebbles don't get me wrong, but Thomas is one of the better guitar players in the city.
Posted by Bam Bam on March 15, 2011 at 4:18 PM
kittenalarm 11
<3 everything Cosby said.
Posted by kittenalarm on March 15, 2011 at 4:27 PM
bunnypuncher 12
Hardest choices: TJ Cowgill vs. Choklate, Rachel Flotard vs. Gucci's face tattoo (like them all) and Tit Pig Sean Evoy vs. Robin Pecknold (don't care for either).
Posted by bunnypuncher http://twitter.com/princess_wolfie on March 15, 2011 at 4:41 PM
w7ngman 13
@4 Winning.
Posted by w7ngman http://userscripts.org/users/89370 on March 15, 2011 at 5:18 PM
derek_erdman 14
FWIW, I just invented Dianetics 2: Back in the Habit. http://tinyurl.com/48tfgt7
Posted by derek_erdman http://www.derekerdman.com on March 15, 2011 at 5:24 PM
Travis Ritter 15
Wall of Sound should win. They need the money more. And people actually come see them, who live in other parts of the world.
Posted by Travis Ritter http://nuglifer.wordpress.com on March 15, 2011 at 7:20 PM
Red Spandex Guy from Airpocalypse 16
No Airpocalypse?
Posted by Red Spandex Guy from Airpocalypse on March 15, 2011 at 9:30 PM
17
"P Smoov: Mad Rad, Fresh Espresso, icy producer steeze, vegan"

Vegan? Really, this guy draws the line at eating meat but won't hesitate to chop up lines backstage at a Ballard club?

Yeah douchebag, we all saw that.
Posted by Rake on March 15, 2011 at 10:07 PM
18
So he got your vote then Rake.
Posted by Joe Theisman on March 16, 2011 at 12:40 AM
19
Trick question: Lemmy IS God.
Posted by Rex Manning Day on March 16, 2011 at 6:25 AM
ryjan 20
#17....I saw that too... he will get my vote for his gumption alone
Posted by ryjan on March 16, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Callie 21
@19 Airheads for the win!
Posted by Callie http://www.facebook.com/Klosetnerd on March 16, 2011 at 6:10 PM
22
Steve Pool vs. Lemmy is really a tough one. I finally voted for Steve and I think I can best frame the match-up like this: The biggest badass in the world (Lemmy) vs. the biggest badass in the UNIVERSE (Pool).
Posted by longball on March 16, 2011 at 11:12 PM
23
Lemmy is a collector of Nazi memorabilia.

Anyone else on this list have balls that big?

Posted by Rake on March 17, 2011 at 12:26 AM
24
Lemmy got my vote -- his last name is Kilmister, and Motörhead's still making quality music, btw.

Also, one time Steve Pool came to talk to our middle school class. He said he was going to mention us that night on the telly, but he didn't. Broke a lot of hearts.

Now all I do is listen to Motörhead and consume amphetamines...quite the coincidence they're pitted against one another.
Posted by Natron on March 17, 2011 at 3:21 AM
25
Fruity Pebbles way more balls
Posted by ChristFucker on March 17, 2011 at 5:03 PM
CheckYourselfB4UWreckYourself 26
pretty sure cocaine is vegan.
Posted by CheckYourselfB4UWreckYourself on March 19, 2011 at 4:18 PM
27
cocaine is vegan
Posted by pizzafACE on March 20, 2011 at 12:09 AM

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