First round action from this year’s Championship of Balls Championship saw some heated action. Fatal Lucciauno and God went back and forth down to the wire. God burried a last second 3 to pull out the win. Justin Bieber’s Mouth got out to an early lead, but couldn’t hold off Jackie Hell for four quarters. And Steve Pool advanced in a stunning upset over Lemmy Kilmister. Or not so stunning if you are into stylie weather men. We’ll see how Pool does against Fruity Pebbles Breakfast Cereal though.
The Sweet 16 looks to see more intense and penetrating competition. Jackie Hell vs. Gucci Mane’s Ice Cream Face Tattoo? Macklemore vs. Derek “The Ox” Erdman? Young Evils vs. Tit Pig? Streaker Fail vs. The Sheen? Let’s get this going. (Polls will be open till 5 PM this Friday, 3/25.)