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Monday, April 11, 2011

Mischief Unnatural Helper in NEAR SOUP DISASTER!

Posted by on Mon, Apr 11, 2011 at 5:15 PM

Dean Whitmore of the Unnatural Helpers witnessed a rather terrible car accident while eating at the West Seattle Than Bros. today. Here's his report:

"So I'm Eating My Lunch, minding my own business & this car crashes through the nail shop next door to Than Bros in West Seattle about 15 feet away from me. Miraculously no one was hurt. Holy shit!"

Holy Pho-k.
  • Holy Pho-k.

 

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Free Lunch 1
In West Seattle, you can't run your car into a building without hitting a nail salon.
Posted by Free Lunch on April 11, 2011 at 5:24 PM
Grant Brissey 2
Why is it always a Ford Taurus?
Posted by Grant Brissey http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Author.html?oid=23414 on April 11, 2011 at 5:31 PM
derek_erdman 3
Q: Did Dean Whitmore help in this situation?

A: NATURALLY.
Posted by derek_erdman http://www.derekerdman.com on April 11, 2011 at 5:39 PM
biffp 4
Sometimes it's a K-car Grant.
Posted by biffp on April 11, 2011 at 6:00 PM
Larry Mizell, Jr. 5
just left the far safer Cap Hill location.
Posted by Larry Mizell, Jr. on April 11, 2011 at 6:08 PM
6
I was just looking at yelp and someone reviewed this nail place. "I would have given this four stars, but a fuckin' car crashed into place. I know this wasn't the staff's fault, but I couldn't overlook it."
Posted by FannyFoonan on April 11, 2011 at 6:18 PM
Baconcat 7
So there's a woman still in the pedicure tank-thing.

I don't get it.
Posted by Baconcat on April 11, 2011 at 6:19 PM
8
@7, next time I hope she'll have the sense to end her pedicure before a Ford Taurus comes crashing through the wall, right?
Posted by aiff on April 11, 2011 at 6:28 PM
Baconcat 9
@8: She's gonna be all pruny!
Posted by Baconcat on April 11, 2011 at 6:36 PM
gloomy gus 10
Baconcat, surely you haven't forgotten the Alaska barber who kept cutting after this happened to him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aA5i-f5M…
Posted by gloomy gus on April 11, 2011 at 6:42 PM
11
That car should have ran into Than Bros. I am ashamed to call myself part Vietnamese with the crap they make. Gotta wonder, was the driver someone that was too old to still be driving?
Posted by Miffed Mollusk on April 11, 2011 at 6:48 PM
Baconcat 12
@10: !!!! New favorite video!
Posted by Baconcat on April 11, 2011 at 6:49 PM
13
If by helping you mean did I run next door & tell them to keep the glass shattering, metal crunching & horrified screaming down then yes I did. We were trying to eat!
Posted by Deangullberry on April 11, 2011 at 6:55 PM
TVDinner 14
@11: It always is, isn't it?
Posted by TVDinner http:// on April 11, 2011 at 8:28 PM
15
NAILED IT!
Posted by dr0q on April 11, 2011 at 10:57 PM
16
I call bullshit. I know for a fact that Dean Whitmore was in the shop getting a mani/pedi.
Posted by Rake on April 12, 2011 at 12:09 AM
17
I'm getting more respect for those giant concrete planters curbside in front of some shops here.
Posted by Brooklyn Reader on April 12, 2011 at 5:14 AM
Last of the Time Lords 18
And still so many many more nail shops still to be destroyed like this.
Posted by Last of the Time Lords on April 12, 2011 at 7:08 AM
Carlsss 19
I really hope they are planning to leave the tire tracks on the floor. really REALLY.
Posted by Carlsss on April 12, 2011 at 7:29 AM
I'm 85 Years Old 20
Man, these guys will do anything for press.
Posted by I'm 85 Years Old on April 12, 2011 at 7:43 AM
Norbeck 21
@2 Bull in the china shop
Posted by Norbeck on April 12, 2011 at 8:24 AM

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