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At a University of Oregon party, Towelie hit the pipe. He hit it long and hard. It was a water pipe, see-through neon yellow, and Towelie stood about 6’5”. The party was “Halloween in Spring” (Mad Rad and Mash Hall played). Towelie had converted a Styrofoam egg crate mattress pad into his costume. He wreaked of spray paint, and he smoked the pipe through the triangle he had carved in the foam for his mouth. There were 500 people piled into a big frat style house. Sauna level heat, and maxed frequencies in the music cooked crammed bodies: a sardine cauldron of sweated deluge sexualness. Nothing beats the eminence of a good-sprung house party. There was a row of couches separating the area where the bands played. Those couches were destroyed. Buffalo, P, Radjaw, LAR, and Bles were groped thoroughly. P said there was much “penis touching.” As in people in the crowd touching their penises. Body on body on body jammed and cubed in a body avalanche. Towelie surfed through intermittently throughout the night and somehow his Styrofoam remained on him. At one point he passed me and said something about a girl in a gnome costume, steak sauce, his semen, and eggs sunny side up.

((Pictures of our journey to Towelie after jump. See Darwin sleeping on the beach in LA, and see the guy who tapped his balls when he woke up. His name was Horacio, and he wore a suit for 365 days straight.))

Larry Mizell: Before & After
  • Larry Mizell: Before & After

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Eugene Radio, KWVA 88.1, the word Sex was chanted
  • Eugene Radio, KWVA 88.1, the word "Sex" was chanted

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Darwin and his man, Horacio, an artist from LA who wore a suit FOR A YEAR STRAIGHT and documented it. Click this picture to see it, and hear Ps account of their time together. Darwin, P, Buffalo, and Horacio journeyed after the show through LA to the beach, where they slept. Upon waking, Darwin stood up, in front of Horacio, and Horacio extended his arm and lightly tapped on Darwins balls. Then Horacio asked if they could make out.
  • Darwin and his man, Horacio, an artist from LA who wore a suit FOR A YEAR STRAIGHT and documented it. Click this picture to see it, and hear P's account of their time together. Darwin, P, Buffalo, and Horacio journeyed after the show through LA to the beach, where they slept. Upon waking, Darwin stood up, in front of Horacio, and Horacio extended his hand and lightly tapped on Darwin's balls. Then Horacio asked if they could make out.

Darwin sleeping on beach, prior to ball tap.
  • Darwin sleeping on beach, prior to ball tap.

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Buffalo bites burger at a Travis Barker bbq
  • Buffalo bites burger at a Travis Barker bbq

Bles and P and largest mind altering brownie ever created. (Thank you, Vanessa.) They ate it and became a Siamese Moses.
  • Bles and P and largest mind altering brownie ever created. (Thank you, Vanessa.) They ate it and became a Siamese Moses.

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Roofie Style
  • Roofie Style

Mash Hall Boise
  • Mash Hall Boise

Cage match.
  • Cage match.

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P drove the pass. P doesnt drive. But P drove well. Got us through.
  • P drove the pass. P doesn't drive so often. But P drove well. Got us through. The Van was solid throughout. Big thanks to Benjamin and Mt. St. Helens Vietnam Band.

Woman working here was raving in the back. Faces of Meth.
  • Woman working here was raving in the back. Faces of Meth.

And then there was Towelie. Darwin & Towelie, love at first sight.
  • And then there was Towelie. Darwin & Towelie, love at first sight.