Sitting in Sasquatch's media tent, it's relatively easy (and very fun) to eavesdrop on *real* music writers interviewing bands about their music. I readily admit I'm not a *real* music writer—it didn't occur to me that I could line up interviews with bands. (Politicians, yes. Bands? No.)

But even so, I bet I (or anyone with a mouth) could come up with better questions than these few I overheard over the course of two days:

"Can you describe your sound?"
"If your music were a man, what would he say?"
"What do you think fans would be most interested in knowing about you?"

Man oh man, if that isn't delightfully lazy journalism, I don't know what is.