I just opened the refrigerator and ate the leftover left breast. It is completely made of sugar. I ate it and Def Leppard's "Pyromania" came on the radio.
Now I'm going to try to kill this fly that I've been trying to kill for like an hour. The fly is Harry Motherfucking Houdini.
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