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Friday, July 22, 2011

Whose Shoes Are These? Plus, Three Summer-Inappropriate Questions

Posted by on Fri, Jul 22, 2011 at 6:25 PM

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  • Timothy Rysdyke

[Identities revealed after the jump.]

What's your favorite kind of soup?
WHITE SHOES:
Hmm. Ah. [Long pause.] Pho?
BLUE SNEAKERS: Pho.

What kind of snowboard do you have?
WHITE SHOES:
I have a Burton. It's hot pink.
BLUE SNEAKERS: I don't have a snowboard.

Have you ever been to Russia in the winter?
WHITE SHOES:
No.
BLUE SNEAKERS: No, but I like vodka.

Bonus shoe-related question! Have you ever been kicked in the face?
WHITE SHOES:
YES! I have actually. Over here by Value Village. I got jumped by four people and I said he had soft hands because it didn't hurt that much so his friend kicked me in the mouth. It was kind of awesome.
BLUE SNEAKERS: Yes. It was at a show, I think it was at a Dead Kennedy's show. Pre-nineties. Gettin' rowdy in the pit!

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  • Timothy Rysdyke

WHITE SHOES: Buffalo Madonna of Mad Rad, also known as Nate Quiroga, who will be making his literary debut at Chop Suey on August 4. Mad Rad plays Block Party Sunday at 11:30 pm.
BLUE SNEAKERS: Kerri Harrop, "Block Party VIP hostess and bon vivant."

 

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but WHO is that guy in the jean shirt behind them!? i see that dude EVERYWHERE.
Posted by piratesmile on July 22, 2011 at 7:24 PM
cosby 2
@1: Every third person in Seattle looks like that. If I were him, I'd rob a bank without a mask on because he'd never be found.
Posted by cosby http://www.myspace.com/cosbyshownights on July 22, 2011 at 8:04 PM
3
Holy crap! Did Kerri EAT the rest of Mad Rad?! Buffalo might not want to stand so close!
Posted by aren't those ATHLETIC shoes? on July 22, 2011 at 10:52 PM
Estey 4
Ha! That particular (very tall) version of the dude walked by me as I was sitting down in front of Vita putting my wristbands on yesterday.
Posted by Estey on July 23, 2011 at 6:03 AM
5
Yup, I ate 'em.

Darwin was kind of stringy, but the high level of energy drink in his blood really gave me a rush. Radjaw was a bit hairy, but pretty succulent. P Smoov tasted like sex, with a dash of sriracha.

I was still hungry, so I ate Rik Rude for good measure. He tasted like smooth chocolate with a note of red wine.

God, it must suck so much to be you, @3. Sorry 'bout your luck.
Posted by kerri harrop http://generalbonkers.com on July 23, 2011 at 11:21 AM
6
Jean shirt dude: His name is Ryan.
Posted by seamen33 on July 23, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Estey 7
I love Kerri Harrop. With all my heart.
Posted by Estey on July 24, 2011 at 7:16 AM

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