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Friday, July 22, 2011

Whose Shoes Are These? With Three More Summer-Inappropriate Questions!

Posted by on Fri, Jul 22, 2011 at 7:52 PM

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  • Timothy Rysdyke

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  • Timothy Rysdyke

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DOSTOESVSKY NOVEL?
[Paint splatters]:
Crime and Punishment.
[Dollar signs]: What?

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN OWL IN THE SNOW?
[Paint splatters]:
No.
[Dollar signs]: No, but I've seen two pygmy owls on a fence in Uruguay.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT BORSCHT IS?
[Paint platters]:
Yeah, of course.
[Dollar signs]: Isn't that the cold beet stew/soup?

BONUS SHOE-RELATED QUESTION! HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KICKED IN THE FACE?
[Paint platters]:
YES! Eric Becker. The mean kid from where I grew up. He was mad at me because I said something very cryptic to him after he started dating one of his girlfriends. I said, "Don't play cards with Satan, he'll deal you an awful hand." He thought that meant Don't fuck with me I'll fuck you up. Really it was just a Daniel Johnston lyric.
[Dollar signs]: Um, I HAVE! By a vogue-r who was doing a handstand and I went to hump him and he hit the splits and kicked me in the mouth while I was singing, and I didn't miss a single word.

[Identities revealed after the jump!!]

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  • Timothy Rysdyke

The man in paint splatters is Derek Erdman, whose painting show "Old Food" is up at Vermillion around the corner.

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The woman in dollar signs is Lisa Dank (watch your toddlers!!). She plays Block Party on Sunday at 2:15 pm.

 

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Estey 1
This is a wonderful column idea excellently handled, Christopher. The shoes, the questions, everything perfect. Also, never knew Derek was so handsome!
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