WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DOSTOESVSKY NOVEL? [Paint splatters]:Crime and Punishment. [Dollar signs]: What?
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN OWL IN THE SNOW? [Paint splatters]: No. [Dollar signs]: No, but I've seen two pygmy owls on a fence in Uruguay.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT BORSCHT IS? [Paint platters]: Yeah, of course. [Dollar signs]: Isn't that the cold beet stew/soup?
BONUS SHOE-RELATED QUESTION! HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KICKED IN THE FACE? [Paint platters]: YES! Eric Becker. The mean kid from where I grew up. He was mad at me because I said something very cryptic to him after he started dating one of his girlfriends. I said, "Don't play cards with Satan, he'll deal you an awful hand." He thought that meant Don't fuck with me I'll fuck you up. Really it was just a Daniel Johnston lyric. [Dollar signs]: Um, I HAVE! By a vogue-r who was doing a handstand and I went to hump him and he hit the splits and kicked me in the mouth while I was singing, and I didn't miss a single word.
[Identities revealed after the jump!!]
The man in paint splatters is Derek Erdman, whose painting show "Old Food" is up at Vermillion around the corner.
The woman in dollar signs is Lisa Dank (watch your toddlers!!). She plays Block Party on Sunday at 2:15 pm.