How good are you at curling? I've never curled before.
What's the machine called that cleans the hockey rink? Zamboni.
Have you ever touched a snow owl? No.
Bonus shoe-related question! Have you ever been kicked in the face? Yes. Street fight in sixth grade. In London, Ontario—in my neighborhood. There was some kid from the other grade school and we had some beef and i suspected him of fucking with my mom's house. So we got into a street fight. And he kicked me in the face. But I also kneed him in the face. That was the last fight that I was ever in.
[Identity revealed after the jump!!]
It's noted Canadian and Block Party/Big Mario's/Neumo's/Moe Bar co-owner Jason Lajeunesse.