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Monday, August 29, 2011
Television Apparently, Something Called the VMAs Happened Last Night
Posted by Grant Brissey on Mon, Aug 29, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Never heard of them.
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your so blase cool, mr brissey. "wait what was that major cabal event that i'm making a point to pretend not to care about? what was it?" he was probably this cool and witty in high school.
Grant's Mom: "how was your prom?" "prom? what? never heard of it" Grant's Dad: "shut up and eat your cornflakes"
Grant's Mom: "how was your prom?" "prom? what? never heard of it" Grant's Dad: "shut up and eat your cornflakes"
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I think you meant to say "you're." Also, it's true: I totally don't give a shit about the VMAs. Thanks for caring!
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Your right mr brissey, you have once again skooled me on watz kool. First the art of caring about something while acting like you don't and now spellin. Do you write a collum? I would sure like to red it
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Because mr brissey, you clearly care about the vmas, or else why would you even take the time to write this? What's next, and opinion price on the school's meatloaf and how it might be made of dog meat? Cause that would be on point! Keep up the perpetual 12th grade writing assignments
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Grant's Mom: "how was your prom?" "prom? what? never heard of it" Grant's Dad: "shut up and eat your cornflakes"
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REMIX: "You're so blase, and cool, Mr. Brissey. '"Wait, what was that major cable even that I'm making a point to pretend to not care about? What was it?"' He was probably cool and witty in high school.
Grant's mom: How was your prom?
Grant: Prom? What? Never heard of it.
Grant's dad: Shut up and eat your cornflakes.
You're right, Mr. Brissey. You have once again school me on what's cool. First, the art of caring about something while acting like you don't, and now spelling. Do you write a column? I would sure like to read it.
Because, Mr. Brissey, you clearly care about the VMAs. Why else would you even take the time to write this? What's next? An opinion piece on the school's meatloaf and how it might be made of dog meat? Cause that would be on point! Keep up with the perpetual 12th grade writing assignments.
Grant's mom: How was your prom?
Grant: Prom? What? Never heard of it.
Grant's dad: Shut up and eat your cornflakes.
You're right, Mr. Brissey. You have once again school me on what's cool. First, the art of caring about something while acting like you don't, and now spelling. Do you write a column? I would sure like to read it.
Because, Mr. Brissey, you clearly care about the VMAs. Why else would you even take the time to write this? What's next? An opinion piece on the school's meatloaf and how it might be made of dog meat? Cause that would be on point! Keep up with the perpetual 12th grade writing assignments.
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