"There is a grove of bleached bones, where lupins vomit children's limbs. Taking all their liberties with parts of human anatomy." - Glenn Danzig, 1984
The KUBE 93 Haunted House totally rules. It's in SODO or Georgetown or whatever part of Seattle is between the Baristas coffee hut (?!) on 1st and a Taco Time location. We went at 11:45pm on Saturday night and there was absolutely nobody there. The price is kind of steep but they also have a kettle korn hut that sells giant bags of that stuff for $4. At the beginning of the haunted house you'll be made aware that you aren't allowed to touch the actors and they will not touch you. This year they've put a masked person in the psychedelic tunnel room to make sure people can't linger in it for ages because it's the best part of any hanuted house that has a psychedelic haunted house. At the very end of the KUBE 93 Haunted House is a person with a chainsaw that sometimes follows you out. Lacey Swain (BAC = 0.40-0.50) decided that she could talk an important looking guy into letting us go through again for free. She told him that she worked for Sub Pop and he didn't seem to care.
- Casual Classism Much?
After the haunted house we wanted to do more haunted things, so we went to the Comet Lodge Cemetery in Beacon Hill. The Comet Lodge Cemetery is a wonderfully scary place. Apparently it's full of graves, but most of the tombstones have been stolen or moved. There's a mound of them under a tree near the center. I kept seeing orbs the entire time we were there, but then realized that I had some mist on the lens of my glasses. The Yelp review for the Comet Lodge Cemetery confirms that it is indeed very haunted, so if you're looking for a place to summon the spirit of Warren Oates so you can spend some time listening to him mumble, the Comet Lodge Cemetery would be a really, really, really, really good place to do it.
- Being There is a 1979 American comedy-drama film directed by Hal Ashby.
Caperin' October 2011 Autumnal Soundtrack:
Samhain November Coming Fire
Saint Vitus Saint Vitus
Christian Death Only Theatre Of Pain
Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger
N.M.E. Unholy Death
Screamers Demos 1977-1978
- 4:2012 (E. NOKES: IN YOUR FACE)
- What do we want? CREAM CHEESE! What kind do we want? 1%!
"One study of past cell phone use cited in the report showed a "40% increased risk for gliomas (brain cancer) in the highest category of heavy users (reported average: 30 minutes per day over a 10-year period)." - Wikipedia on cellphones.
"That's why you should keep yr phone near yr genitals, like I do." - the Crocodile's Eli Anderson
- Somebody call me for a 1/2 hour everyday for 10 years.
- HOLY SHIT, NORDSTROM'S AT 2PM ON A SATURDAY.