Dear everybody,tried to vet for syllablesbut can't count past six
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Pomplamoose: aboutAs indie and handmade asEtsy resellers.
Man in LoveLab boxIs staring at breasts in theLustLab box. Pervert.
Soccer Mom MusicCantatas For SonatasBut Too Twee For Tweens
Brissey holds a grudgeUptight musicians get bentYarmulke? Woo Hoo!
saxophone ignitesoyster moans, priest grimacingcloudily faintly
I hear PomplamooseOh! Mudede save me frommy newest dispair
Pomplamoose's tunesWait. Check her hair. Beiber's faresitting on her head.
an ocean of dongscascading down on your headsI like them. Suck it.
For a male hunterThe trophy of a bull MooseIs proof of gender
ENOUGH with all thisPomplamoose insanity!Watch movies instead.
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