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Monday, October 17, 2011

Pomplamoose Haiku Contest Finalists!

Posted by on Mon, Oct 17, 2011 at 9:43 AM

Dear everybody,
tried to vet for syllables
but can't count past six

Vote for your favorite. Poll ends at 11 am! UPDATE: It's a runoff!

1.

Pomplamoose: about
As indie and handmade as
Etsy resellers.

2.

Man in LoveLab box
Is staring at breasts in the
LustLab box. Pervert.

3.

Soccer Mom Music
Cantatas For Sonatas
But Too Twee For Tweens

4.

Brissey holds a grudge
Uptight musicians get bent
Yarmulke? Woo Hoo!

5.

saxophone ignites
oyster moans, priest grimacing
cloudily faintly

6.

I hear Pomplamoose
Oh! Mudede save me from
my newest dispair

7.

Pomplamoose's tunes
Wait. Check her hair. Beiber's fare
sitting on her head.

8.

an ocean of dongs
cascading down on your heads
I like them. Suck it.

9.

For a male hunter
The trophy of a bull Moose
Is proof of gender

10.

ENOUGH with all this
Pomplamoose insanity!
Watch movies instead.

 

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whtboy whtgirl shit

please go fuck yourselves douchebags

how bout a beer now
Posted by masgroovy on October 17, 2011 at 10:10 AM · Report this
Grant Brissey, Emeritus 2
It's a runoff between 1 and 2! New poll!
Posted by Grant Brissey, Emeritus http://www.grantropolis.com/ on October 17, 2011 at 11:02 AM · Report this

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