Because Megan Seling baked a mini Butterfinger into the internet tube. In the meantime, hit up these fantastical weblog pages: Fourteen Songs for the Revolution, by a bunch of us blood-hemorrhaging hearted liberals; or read Kelly O's interview with Judas Priest's Glenn Tipton on the Beginning of the End; David Schmader's interview with Bob Forrest, aka, that guy with the black-rimmed glasses on Celebrity Rehab; a whole bunch more totally-fucking-fun-and-frightening-wrought-with-chances-to-get-you-laid Halloween listings than you can shake an afterbirth-covered stick at; a bunch of record reviews, all your favorite and least favorite columns, and a whole bunch of other shit right here.