To my shock and amazement, these are two songs that exist in the world. Which begs the question: Who would you rather be impregnated by, R. Kelly or Dwarves' Blag Dahlia?

Exhibit A:

Sample lyrics:
Chorus: "Girl you make me wanna get you pregnant/Lay your body down and get you pregnant (Knock you up)"

Also:
"I think both of us should leave this club/And get somewhere alone with me/Where there's no phones to ring/And plant this magic seed"

And:
"Put those pills on chill/And girl, give me my baby"

Oh yeah, AND!!!:
"Oh girl, I'mma take care of you/I'mma still hold you like we are brand new/So don't get it twisted: For thirty-something weeks, I'm still gonna hit it/Babysit it, babysit it"

Exhibit B:


(Warning: That's a casual, live, acoustic version. Sorry there's no yelling!)

Sample (okay, pretty much only) lyrics:
"Let's get pregnant right now/It's our only hope/Let's get pregnant/I need more welfare"

So...