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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Sex / Mischief Music Poll, Knocked Up Edition

Posted by on Wed, Nov 2, 2011 at 3:03 PM

To my shock and amazement, these are two songs that exist in the world. Which begs the question: Who would you rather be impregnated by, R. Kelly or Dwarves' Blag Dahlia?

Exhibit A:

Sample lyrics:
Chorus: "Girl you make me wanna get you pregnant/Lay your body down and get you pregnant (Knock you up)"

Also:
"I think both of us should leave this club/And get somewhere alone with me/Where there's no phones to ring/And plant this magic seed"

And:
"Put those pills on chill/And girl, give me my baby"

Oh yeah, AND!!!:
"Oh girl, I'mma take care of you/I'mma still hold you like we are brand new/So don't get it twisted: For thirty-something weeks, I'm still gonna hit it/Babysit it, babysit it"

Exhibit B:


(Warning: That's a casual, live, acoustic version. Sorry there's no yelling!)

Sample (okay, pretty much only) lyrics:
"Let's get pregnant right now/It's our only hope/Let's get pregnant/I need more welfare"

So...

 

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1
EL DOUCHE!
Posted by MENTORS on November 2, 2011 at 3:36 PM
2
How can you not include The Roots The Seed (2.0)? That's really the ultimate in "the thought of knocking you up really makes me excited" attitude.
Posted by ddmama on November 2, 2011 at 4:16 PM
Will in Seattle 3
I'm a guy, so I voted option 3, since I want to be knocked up by the newly single New Girl instead.

Zooey Deschanel for the win.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on November 2, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Certainly! 4
@2 Another vote for the Roots!
Posted by Certainly! on November 2, 2011 at 4:57 PM
beelzebufo 5
Yeah, ok, the Roots. or R Kelly. because the li'l biracial kids are so pretty.
Posted by beelzebufo on November 4, 2011 at 11:14 AM

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