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Friday, November 4, 2011

Music Poll, Premature Ejaculation Edition!

Posted by on Fri, Nov 4, 2011 at 1:20 PM

On the heels of Anna's knocked up poll, here's another battle of the songs that cover similar thematic territory, specifically premature ejaculation.

Exhibit A:

Sample lyrics: "Relax, don't do it, when you want to come."

Exhibit B:

Sample lyrics: "Mama told me not to come. Mama told me not to come."


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biffp 1
It's actually Lonely Island, "Jizz in My Pants."…
Posted by biffp on November 4, 2011 at 1:29 PM · Report this
blip 2
Three Dog Night is a guaranteed boner killer but that might be taking matters a step too far.
Posted by blip on November 4, 2011 at 2:07 PM · Report this
seandr 3
Mash up!
Posted by seandr on November 4, 2011 at 2:42 PM · Report this
The_Shaved_Bear 4
Just think of Sasquatch hitting a football with a baseball bat.
Or list out all the prime numbers.
Posted by The_Shaved_Bear on November 4, 2011 at 2:55 PM · Report this
dwightmoodyforgetsthings 5
"Blood in the Boardroom" by Ani DiFranco.
Posted by dwightmoodyforgetsthings on November 4, 2011 at 3:03 PM · Report this
Fnarf 6
I'll go with anything by Celine Dion or Josh Groban. Warning: ejaculation may be delayed several weeks.
Posted by Fnarf on November 4, 2011 at 3:18 PM · Report this
Fnarf 7
No, wait! "You're Having My Baby" by Paul Anka.
Posted by Fnarf on November 4, 2011 at 3:38 PM · Report this
Three Dog Night! Come [haha!] on, bringing his mom into it? Relax can't come [haha!] close to that level of boner-killing.
Posted by Anna Minard on November 4, 2011 at 3:58 PM · Report this
An old ex of mine swore by the mental image of Ted Koppel's hair. For music, I'd have to go with "Bloody Motherfucking Asshole" by Martha Wainwright. "Relax" will never work--that song is hot. Three-Dog Night will do nicely.
Posted by Prettybetsy on November 4, 2011 at 6:49 PM · Report this
What circle in hell would I go to if I sent this link to my ex-boyfriend?
Posted by sarahintexas on November 6, 2011 at 3:55 PM · Report this
Milktoast 11
TDN talks about your mom. Versus this:… - No contest.
Posted by Milktoast on November 6, 2011 at 4:31 PM · Report this
@11, I love that video you found. In clicking around after I found what Frankine sounded (and looked) like *before* they got the record deal that brought Trevor Horn in to do his "mega-produced" version. Apparently they shot this video at a London pub, and by mailing it to everyone they knew wound up some radio sets that brought in the deal that got them Trevor. Pretty fucking good.…
Posted by gloomy gus on November 6, 2011 at 5:58 PM · Report this
biju 13
Who's listening to the lyrics at that point - its the groove that counts and Relax definitely has it.
Posted by biju on November 6, 2011 at 9:37 PM · Report this

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