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Friday, November 4, 2011

Sex Music Poll, Premature Ejaculation Edition!

Posted by on Fri, Nov 4, 2011 at 1:20 PM

On the heels of Anna's knocked up poll, here's another battle of the songs that cover similar thematic territory, specifically premature ejaculation.

Exhibit A:

Sample lyrics: "Relax, don't do it, when you want to come."


Exhibit B:

Sample lyrics: "Mama told me not to come. Mama told me not to come."

 

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biffp 1
It's actually Lonely Island, "Jizz in My Pants." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZ…
Posted by biffp on November 4, 2011 at 1:29 PM
blip 2
Three Dog Night is a guaranteed boner killer but that might be taking matters a step too far.
Posted by blip on November 4, 2011 at 2:07 PM
seandr 3
Mash up!
Posted by seandr on November 4, 2011 at 2:42 PM
The_Shaved_Bear 4
Just think of Sasquatch hitting a football with a baseball bat.
Or list out all the prime numbers.
Posted by The_Shaved_Bear on November 4, 2011 at 2:55 PM
dwightmoodyforgetsthings 5
"Blood in the Boardroom" by Ani DiFranco.
Posted by dwightmoodyforgetsthings http://www.reddit.com/r/spaceclop on November 4, 2011 at 3:03 PM
Fnarf 6
I'll go with anything by Celine Dion or Josh Groban. Warning: ejaculation may be delayed several weeks.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on November 4, 2011 at 3:18 PM
Fnarf 7
No, wait! "You're Having My Baby" by Paul Anka.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on November 4, 2011 at 3:38 PM
8
Three Dog Night! Come [haha!] on, bringing his mom into it? Relax can't come [haha!] close to that level of boner-killing.
Posted by Anna Minard on November 4, 2011 at 3:58 PM
9
An old ex of mine swore by the mental image of Ted Koppel's hair. For music, I'd have to go with "Bloody Motherfucking Asshole" by Martha Wainwright. "Relax" will never work--that song is hot. Three-Dog Night will do nicely.
Posted by Prettybetsy on November 4, 2011 at 6:49 PM
10
What circle in hell would I go to if I sent this link to my ex-boyfriend?
Posted by sarahintexas on November 6, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Milktoast 11
TDN talks about your mom. Versus this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPLrXFw76… - No contest.
Posted by Milktoast on November 6, 2011 at 4:31 PM
gloomy gus 12
@11, I love that video you found. In clicking around after I found what Frankine sounded (and looked) like *before* they got the record deal that brought Trevor Horn in to do his "mega-produced" version. Apparently they shot this video at a London pub, and by mailing it to everyone they knew wound up some radio sets that brought in the deal that got them Trevor. Pretty fucking good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcR2p2zzL…
Posted by gloomy gus on November 6, 2011 at 5:58 PM
biju 13
Who's listening to the lyrics at that point - its the groove that counts and Relax definitely has it.
Posted by biju on November 6, 2011 at 9:37 PM

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