"George Michael? He’s mad as custard." So says Noel Gallagher.
He also talks shit on his brother, on the Smiths, and on himself. Apparently during his supermodels-and-blow years, he ordered a custom-built supercar for himself even though he didn't have a driving license, and then forgot about it, and when it showed up at his house he had no idea what they were talking about. The guy was mad as custard!
(Just practicing using it.)