I've always thought that a drag queen would know how to crack a nut, probably better than anybody. NYC/LA performer extraordinaire Miss Jackie Beat is in Seattle tonight to perform the classic ballet Nutcracker, with some reworked renditions like "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Syphilis." Go! And ho-ho-ho!
Re-bar, 8 pm, $15 adv/$20 DOS, 21+. Read more in Adrian Ryan's column here.