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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

1/2 Speed Olsen Twins: "GIMME PIZZA"

Posted by on Wed, Dec 14, 2011 at 3:13 PM

Whipped cream pouring like water falls!
  • "Whipped cream pouring like water falls!"

A few days ago, Emily was searching for songs about pizza on YouToob and came across this infectious gem. Taken from a scene in the 1995 masterpiece You're Invited to Mary-Kate & Ashley's Sleepover Party, the 1/2 speed version sounds a whole lot like a lo-fi cough syrup four-track masterpiece. The Olsen Twinz & three female bros (the one in the purple top is defs XX chromosomes) go through a gross-out list of things to put on a pizza, now that the parental supervision is scant. The original version is really fast, the high kid voices turn into absolute brilliance when cut in half. Judging by the number of views and remixes, this video has been around the block more than a few times; sorry to be so late to the table.

*Highlights include every second between 0:00 & 3:42.

Here's the original speed spazzy seizure version. It's a baffler to think how long they spent writing and rehearsing this:

Bonus Olsen racism shoulder-shrugger: if the girl asking for chicken in the first video caused concern, consider this offensive clip:

"Toss some fish, let it fly. Fly, fly...pizza pie."

 

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1
What's offensive about the last clip? They were out of watermelon.
Posted by davidamnesia on December 14, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Emily Nokes 2
BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST
Posted by Emily Nokes on December 14, 2011 at 4:00 PM
3
This will be haunting my dreamscape for the foreseeable future. Thanks for nothin'.
Posted by Levislade http://ballofwax.org on December 14, 2011 at 4:16 PM
4
The last clip just proves the white man has no rhythm.
Posted by Doozer on December 14, 2011 at 4:20 PM
derek_erdman 5
@4: those are female children, John Rocker.
Posted by derek_erdman http://www.derekerdman.com on December 14, 2011 at 4:25 PM
6
this was stuck inside my, and my brother's head for the enitre summer in 2010. now it's back. DAMN YOU!
Posted by Kelly O on December 14, 2011 at 5:22 PM
Larry Mizell, Jr. 7
my love for this will never wane. you can't late-pass somebody appreciating the Mona Lisa.
Posted by Larry Mizell, Jr. on December 15, 2011 at 12:22 PM
8
I like to poop
Posted by MKIPOOPONU on March 14, 2012 at 11:37 AM

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