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Monday, December 19, 2011

Fashion What You're Not Wearing: Xmas Edition!

Posted by Timothy Rysdyke on Mon, Dec 19, 2011 at 7:35 AM

This eye patch:

This puffy paint:

This tie:

This onesie:

This vest:

This elf hat:

This necklace:

This sweatshirt:

This hat:

This bow:

These earrings:

This t-shirt:

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Mr.Onesie used to be my RA at Evergreen! Good times!

Posted by Zen_Compass on December 19, 2011 at 8:49 AM

Oh my god, the ugliest city in the entire world. It's like all the special needs kids from high school who are now old enough to drink! Do you guys still ride on the small bus together? We all know that Grant does- alcoholic induced retard that he is.

Posted by You Work For Savage! Ha! on December 19, 2011 at 8:57 AM

Good thing for me your mom likes sucking special needs cock, and it's a good thing for you too, because that's how she met your dad!

Posted by Grant Brissey

on December 19, 2011 at 9:08 AM

@1 LOLOL really? He's now my gaybor.

Posted by More, I Say! on December 19, 2011 at 9:29 AM

@3 The creativity only a drug-addled alcoholic can demonstrate! Well done, special needs child. Tell me, does your inability to conjure up a single, original thought comfort you knowing that EVERYONE in this town thinks you're a joke? A fucking total and complete joke, drunkey. Seriously, you should hear all the shit people talk behind your pudgey, drunken ass. Lose some weight, biatch!

Posted by You Ugly Too on December 19, 2011 at 9:49 AM

@2, you're kindof a passive aggressive dick, huh?

Posted by taffy dale

on December 19, 2011 at 10:28 AM

i cant believe someone used the word 'biatch' in 2011.

Posted by alithea on December 19, 2011 at 11:07 AM

Cute!

P.S. And, um, Mr onesie needs to give it a few more shakes after wrapping things up at the urinal.

Posted by seandr on December 19, 2011 at 11:20 AM

For the record, someone spilled a drink on me.
For the record, it's just a stain I can't get it out.
For the record, oh god... TIM! YOUR ASS IS GRASS

Posted by fancy on December 19, 2011 at 12:09 PM

I can't believe someone used the word 'small bus' in 2011. Or ever. Didn't 5th graders use the word 'short bus' anyway?

Posted by Emily Nokes on December 19, 2011 at 12:17 PM

@10 I once rode a short bus, when the regular bus forgot us.

Posted by More, I Say! on December 19, 2011 at 12:37 PM

5) You mean the people that can't write for The Stranger anymore because they got fired? Yeah, those people aren't really talking behind his back, they're doing it all out in the open on Facebook, and it's called being jealous losers. They don't know how bad they look. I sort of have pity for them. It must suck to suck, huh? But you, in your anonymity, here on the blog, you look great. Oh wait, no, I kind of pity you too, and laugh at you. Why don't you tell us your name, and where we can see some of your writing? Or are YOU that big of a joke? But you're anonymous because you're scared, and untalented, and are stuck being an anonymous commenter because it's all you have. I'm laughing at you, and it makes me feel good.

Posted by I'm exactly who you think I am on December 19, 2011 at 12:57 PM