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Friday, January 6, 2012

Out of Town / Media NME Seeks Reviews Editor

Posted by Dave Segal on Fri, Jan 6, 2012 at 10:04 AM

Polish your résumé, blokes and blokettes: NME, "the world's most famous music magazine,"™ is looking for a reviews editor. Qualified candidates must be able to discern the proper pop-star haircuts and facial structures of up-and-coming bands and discuss with breathless excitement and/or smug candor music that sounds a helluva lot like Oasis and Blur (and the Kinks and the Beatles and the Rolling Stones and Amy Winehouse). You need to send your CV and cover letter to recruitment@ipcmedia.com by Jan. 16. Yeah, you'd have to move to that lousy backwater village London, but surely the perks are worth the hassle. Oi, mate, read more about the job opening 'ere.

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"________ is FUCKING BRILLIANT! THEY ARE THE BOLLOCKS! Best band of the last 30 years and best album of 2012!!! AMERICA! YOU'RE NEXT!"

*wait five minutes*

"________ ARE A BUNCH OF WANKERS! THEY ARE BOLLOCKS! Shite-est band of the last 30 years and worst album of 2012!!! Should be a hit in America."

Bam. Job done.

Posted by POH on January 6, 2012 at 1:06 PM

Also polish your résumé, dudes and dudeettes: The Stranger, "Seattle's Only Newspaper,"™ is looking for a reviews editor. Qualified candidates must be able to discern the proper Pitchfork-star haircuts and facial structures of up-and-coming bands and discuss with breathless excitement and/or smug candor music that sounds a helluva lot like Modest Mouse and Fleet Foxes (and Death Cab For Cutie and Joanna Newsom and Sleater-Kinney and Mudhoney). You need to send your CV and cover letter to recruitment@thestranger.com by Jan. 16. Yeah, you'd have to move to that lousy backwater village Capitol Hill, but surely the perks are worth the hassle. Yo, man, read more about the job opening on your latest Apple product here.

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