by Dave Segal
on Fri, Jan 6, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Polish your résumé, blokes and blokettes: NME, "the world's most famous music magazine,"™ is looking for a reviews editor. Qualified candidates must be able to discern the proper pop-star haircuts and facial structures of up-and-coming bands and discuss with breathless excitement and/or smug candor music that sounds a helluva lot like Oasis and Blur (and the Kinks and the Beatles and the Rolling Stones and Amy Winehouse). You need to send your CV and cover letter to firstname.lastname@example.org by Jan. 16. Yeah, you'd have to move to that lousy backwater village London, but surely the perks are worth the hassle. Oi, mate, read more about the job opening 'ere.