by Dave Segal
on Mon, Jan 23, 2012 at 3:53 PM
Currently burning up the internet tubes is the revelation that Glenn Danzig is on Yelp. And boy, is Danzig giving businesses a piece of his mind... These reviews are high comedy. Get ready for a serious abdominal workout. Here's a passage from his review of The Waffle.
I asked 3 times for some asshole to spray whipped cream directly into my mouth, and the only answer I got was "I'm the valet guy, I don't work in the kitchen". What kind of fucking attitude is that?
*It's quite likely this is an elaborate prank. If so, the reviews are still worth perusing.