Why do you hate me?

Okay, I'm no fan of the lady, and I'm fairly content to ignore everything she does, but I've noticed lately that many woman friends have a seemingly irrational hatred for her. Can someone please explain this to me? Is it because she makes faces like the one at right, or that she's dubbed things like "Hollywood's cutest weirdo," or because she can't really sing so good but keeps doing it? Maybe it's just because her name is Zooey. Surely there are people out there more deserving of hatred. Either way, click on the image to make it more annoying.