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Sunday, February 5, 2012

Show Review Madonna's Halftime Show

Posted by on Sun, Feb 5, 2012 at 8:18 PM

Well, you really have to give Madonna credit. She kept it moving along with everyone else, who were all probably half her age (No offense!). Also, the marching band at around 9:00 sounded pretty cool. Do you think that's her real hair? Seems really unnecessary for them to blow her up at then end. Is that the thing now? It's like The Gong Show, but instead of gonging you they blow you up?

 

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gloomy gus 1
Lip synching is only cute with the very young. It causes people our age to explode, and should.
Posted by gloomy gus on February 5, 2012 at 8:37 PM
2
She was being frozen in carbonite. Now she's being taken to Gaga the Hutt.
Posted by 5000927 on February 5, 2012 at 8:49 PM
Gern Blanston 3
I think she was raptured.
Posted by Gern Blanston on February 5, 2012 at 8:52 PM
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 4

Maybe that Audi with the LED lights did it.

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-super-bowl…
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://yrihf.com on February 5, 2012 at 9:01 PM
5
Somebody accidentally spilled some water on her.
Posted by FonsieScheme on February 5, 2012 at 9:10 PM
6
Also acceptable : Georges Melies hit her with an umbrella.
Posted by FonsieScheme on February 5, 2012 at 9:13 PM
seandr 7
Fake.
Posted by seandr on February 5, 2012 at 9:14 PM
cosby 8
Elton John Pepsi Palace Trap Door™. Obviously.
Posted by cosby http://www.myspace.com/cosbyshownights on February 5, 2012 at 9:35 PM
MacCrocodile 9
The dark magic that was keeping her alive came with a price, and her master finally called in the debt.

Also: We were done with her anyway.
Posted by MacCrocodile on February 5, 2012 at 9:37 PM
10
I liked the guy on the slackline. Other than that, meh.
Posted by Brooklyn Reader on February 5, 2012 at 9:57 PM
jenniferjane 11
it's NOT her real hair. totally a lace front wig. How do I know? it never fucking moved. That and everyone wears them these days.
Posted by jenniferjane http://morningbikeporn.blogspot.com/ on February 5, 2012 at 9:57 PM
gloomy gus 12
@10, I liked him too, rocking the preposterous costume they put him in, with his Bob Ross hair and homely face.
Posted by gloomy gus on February 5, 2012 at 11:33 PM
Merlin D. Bear 13
Just wait until you see it on Drag Race.
Posted by Merlin D. Bear on February 6, 2012 at 12:19 AM
Merlin D. Bear 14
But on another note, she'd be good in the road company of "Marilyn: The Musical".
In case this music thing doesn't work out.
Posted by Merlin D. Bear on February 6, 2012 at 12:21 AM
15
i blame canada .
Posted by whatsbeckgottadowithit on February 6, 2012 at 1:48 AM
16
Who is "Madonna"?
Posted by robotslave on February 6, 2012 at 2:12 AM
17
Veruca Salt trap door. She's a bad nut.
Posted by Ben Zero on February 6, 2012 at 5:47 AM
18
"Why" as in "Why didn't they blow her up at the beginning"?
Posted by RonK, Seattle on February 6, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Beetlecat 19
I'm really disappointed, I was expecting tons of star wars themed madonna pictures on the internet this morning.
Posted by Beetlecat on February 6, 2012 at 4:07 PM

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