I was um, I'm going to write a story about this show and I was wondering if I could ask you a couple of questions?Would you mind asking me?
So what did you think about the show?Well I mean, I fucking can't...Polly is my best friend.
Is that true?It's very true.
How long have you known her?25 years. I've seen the ins and outs.
Would you say that you're a fan of music in general?Huge fan of music!
What type of musics do you like the most?I like, uh, hip hop generally.
What kind of hip hop do you like?Well what, are you getting...I'm a big Snoop Dogg fan.
Snoop Dogg in particular?Snoop Dogg is my favorite.
What do you do during the day?I do hair. I'm a hair colorist.
Um and, for fun what do you do?Uh, have sex!
What are your favorite types of food?Sushi and French.
French food and sushi. Okay, is there anything else you'd like to add?I'd like to add that I would like to know your name and then we can play a round of Farkle.
I don't know what that is. What is it?A dice game.
I don't play dice.Well then you're gonna fuckin' learn how to.
Okay, um, thank you very much.Can I have a kiss?
Can you have a kiss?
Can I have a kiss?
I'm married.I'm fucking married too!
Uh uh, my wife would kill me.Oh my God, look at my...there's my girl!
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