Rolling Stones Won't Celebrate 50 Years With a Tour: In interviews with Rolling Stone, Mick Jagger and Keith Richards disclose that the band isn't ready to tour this year.

I've Never Heard of the Shoes: According to Paste Magazine, the Shoes are an "Indie screamo-dance band" that are now known for having Jake Gyllenhall in a music video. This video is almost 9 minutes of dancing and stabbing and Jake Glyllenhall thinking about stabbing.

It Might Be the Cold Medication I'm On: But Watching James Mercer dress up as different people and mumble to himself and injure his various iterations has absolutely terrified me. Meanwhile, I originally thought the Funny or Die headline "The Shins - My Own Worst Enemy" meant the band had covered my favorite song when I was in 4th grade.

I'll Bite: Hard at work on a track with Doctor Luke and Benny Blanco, Ke$ha coins a new genre 'cock pop' to describe it on Twitter.

The-Dream vs. The Weeknd: Twitter is also the new realm of musicians beefs, as The-Dream and the Weeknd traded barbs with each other this past week over the social-media platform.

What What What: Greg Norton, he of Hüsker Dü, appeared onstage with the tribute band Husker Dudes this weekend.

Too Bad We No Longer Have Behind the Music: With their first album out since 2007, the Hives' Pelle Almqvist vaguely spoke of "Problems of all kinds. Rock 'n' roll kind of problems" that led to their inaction.

This is Our Uma/Oprah Moment: Aussie rapper Iggy Azalea is admonished, and apologizes, for racist lyrics, with one of her critics being Azealia Banks.

If I Listen to This Song Enough Times I Might Get Out of Bed Today: Or at least I'll go back to sleep with a smile on my face.