Will someone please bring The Magician to Seattle? The Belgian producer makes the sort of discotheque missives that would find themselves equally at home on the Blade Runner soundtrack as they would as inspirations for a backlit Flashdance number. His remixes have everything you need to make people sweat: piano stabs and big beats kept slick enough to keep things from congealing into one of those disgusting holiday cheese balls.

Check out his Magic Tapes to get an idea of the havoc he would wreak on a Seattle dance floor: