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Monday, April 9, 2012

Genius Polite Interloper #4: Looking For Something

Posted by on Mon, Apr 9, 2012 at 9:02 AM

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(BRRRRRRRRRRRP)

Hotline.

Yeah, is this the free psychic hotline?

Yes, this is the free psychic hotline.

Okay. Um, I'm not sure how this works. I've never called one before.

Are you looking for some information?

Yeah.

Is this information of financial nature?

No.

Is it a matter of the heart?

(urinating in bottle)

Um, a little bit, yeah. What are the other options?

Would you consider yourself a depressed person?

No.

But you're searching for something.

Yeah.

Do you have trouble with religion?

Not really.

Do you struggle on a day-to-day basis?

No.

What are you looking for?

(window opened)

I'm not sure. (chuckles)

But you're looking for something.

(bottle emptied)

Yeah.

(window closes)

What's your occupation?

Uh, unemployed.

What's your education level?

High school.

(background clatter)

Do you get a lot of physical exercise?

No.

Do you currently have a driver's license?

Yes.

I'm afraid that the psychic hotline is closed for the evening. You could call back tomorrow though.

(caller hangs up)

 

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