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Tuesday, April 10, 2012

New Mastodon Booty

Posted by on Tue, Apr 10, 2012 at 11:30 AM


Atlanta heavy-metal band Mastodon have some new merch for their hardcore fans: short shorts with ASSTODON emblazoned on the back of them (butt of course). Call me crotchety, but this sort of merchandise seems like a bum decision from a group of Mastodon's caliber.


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Kathy Fennessy 1
I'm with you.
Posted by Kathy Fennessy on April 10, 2012 at 11:39 AM · Report this
yos-wa 2
me ass well.
Posted by yos-wa on April 10, 2012 at 11:56 AM · Report this
Megan Seling 3
I feel like this idea was born out of tour delirium in the early morning of a long drive. And it was probably hilarious at the time! Reality ruins everything.
Posted by Megan Seling on April 10, 2012 at 12:50 PM · Report this
metardtard 4
"a bum decision"

Anyone? We're going to let this pass w/o comment?
Posted by metardtard on April 11, 2012 at 5:04 PM · Report this

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