Starring Oprah Winfrey ("Beestizz BOI-zzz!"), Tipper Gore ("They have a 20-foot inflatable penis"), Jello Biafra ("The lyrics flashed on the screen were obviously social satire, and I would interpret it as making fun of idiots would use crack"), Bob Guccione Jr. ("That is their ACT. It is what they SELL"), and random teenage mullet ("If Lionel Ritchie comes out with a song about necrophilia, I'm not gonna buy his record.")