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Saturday, April 21, 2012
Classical Midnight Haiku
Posted by Sarah Galvin on Sat, Apr 21, 2012 at 2:14 AM
You deserve an entourage, and anyone who doesn’t see that can set their dick on fire. I’m assembling your entourage now, because I want a turkey in my pants. Nothing smothers flames like a whole raw turkey. What I mean, or course, is that I believe in you.
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