Found on 206 Proof, thanks to the homie AB from Sonicsgate:

It's one thing to steal our basketball team... but I draw the fucking line at them stealing our awkward white boy speed rap swag. - Billy The Fridge

Fridge nailed it, too. This is the terrible kind of double-timey commercial-rap mimicry I thought was native to the lands far to the North and East of my lofty perch here on Capitol Trill. Maybe OKC just caught that fever, and now the local lames can let that style go; Seattle-area rappers, if you ever make a song that sounds even remotely like this, you will hereby be deported to the dustbowl quicker than you can tie a baby-blue durag.