This Drunk of the Week contest was inspired by Sarah Galvin's inimitable Line Out series "Midnight Haikus." Now it's time to vote for the best entry. Winner takes home one Dutch Colony canned ham and a growler of Manny's from Georgetown Brewing Company. VOTE BELOW!
1. neck bearded man drunkenly soiling the boulevard is that creamed corn? posted by Doug in SC
2. Upright by grace Speckled gastric offerings Polydipsia posted by whatsit
3. Wheelchair Wizards Just want to fucking party try somethin', girlfriend posted by notoncenotnever
4. Drunken fill I got Can not walk? Oh I forgot The vomit? Tis still hot posted by Binge-o
5. Free shrugs after two Looking for shrub to rainbow Oh well street will do posted by stu ungar