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  • Kelly O

This Drunk of the Week contest was inspired by Sarah Galvin's inimitable Line Out series "Midnight Haikus." Now it's time to vote for the best entry. Winner takes home one Dutch Colony canned ham and a growler of Manny's from Georgetown Brewing Company. VOTE BELOW!

1.
neck bearded man
drunkenly soiling the boulevard
is that creamed corn?
posted by Doug in SC

2.
Upright by grace
Speckled gastric offerings
Polydipsia
posted by whatsit

3.
Wheelchair Wizards
Just want to fucking party
try somethin', girlfriend
posted by notoncenotnever

4.
Drunken fill I got
Can not walk? Oh I forgot
The vomit? Tis still hot
posted by Binge-o

5.
Free shrugs after two
Looking for shrub to rainbow
Oh well street will do
posted by stu ungar