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Monday, June 18, 2012

Fashion What You're Not Wearing: QFC Edition!!

Posted by Timothy Rysdyke on Mon, Jun 18, 2012 at 8:49 AM

This sweater:

This hair:

This chest piece:

This coat:

This bag:

These bangs:

This scarf:

This jacket:

These mint pants:

This helmet:

This denim:

These shorts:

This beer:

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That coat? What about those mismatched shoes!

Posted by yos-wa on June 18, 2012 at 11:00 AM

These HORRIBLE fashion statements make me so glad I don't live in Seattle anymore! And make me never want to return! :) Hippie/Hipster capitol of the USA!

Posted by Joseph Rockefeller on June 18, 2012 at 11:50 AM

Except for the leather jacket and the shorts those are all actively horrible

Posted by Reader01 on June 18, 2012 at 11:57 AM

Are we counting cleanliness also... or.........

Posted by matthewbodaly

on June 18, 2012 at 11:58 AM

@2 - and yet you can't help but read slog and click on the link to see the photos after the jump. I can only assume you're the guy who slows us all down on the interstate so you can gawk at the scene of an accident.

Posted by bbilly on June 18, 2012 at 12:00 PM

I wanna party with mismatched-shoes-yellow-coat man

Posted by Kelly O on June 18, 2012 at 12:03 PM

It seems like everyone under the age of 25 is dressing like my 3rd grade teacher after a 6 month bender with a tattoo artist. I thought that when I turned 40 all I would want to do is fuck 25 year old girls. I don't currently have that desire.

Posted by wisepunk on June 18, 2012 at 12:08 PM

Kelly, I want in on that party! Sometimes one foot just feels more casual, you know?

Posted by Emily Nokes on June 18, 2012 at 12:11 PM

#7, Well then, their goal of keeping creepy 40-year-old men away has worked.

Posted by virginia mason on June 18, 2012 at 12:14 PM

@1. Wow, how did I not notice the shoes?!? Because that jacket was consuming all my eyeballs!

Posted by Tracy on June 18, 2012 at 12:17 PM

Oh God! Im so lucky I didnt end up in one of those pictures!

Posted by sblackhorse on June 18, 2012 at 1:05 PM

@2 Good. You can now return to fucking off.

Posted by McGee on June 18, 2012 at 1:12 PM

I JUST SAW the redhead covering her mouth on the waterfront. She was wearing the whole outfit!

Posted by Max Solomon on June 18, 2012 at 1:29 PM

Thanks for calling attention to the mismatched shoes! That really "makes the outfit", as us old folks might say.

Posted by MLM on June 18, 2012 at 1:41 PM

@9 exactly.

Posted by wisepunk on June 18, 2012 at 1:56 PM

#7 wins

Posted by UberAlles on June 18, 2012 at 1:57 PM

Hipster fashion is not a zero-skill game. It is definitely a scenario in which it is possible to fail, and lose. Some of these people have done so. Others have managed a modest degree of success.

But at least they're all trying to do something interesting.

Posted by balderdash

on June 18, 2012 at 4:14 PM

Guy in the yellow caused me to do a triple take.

Sweet coat! What's up with the shoes? I love the hat. :)

Posted by ScienceNerd on June 18, 2012 at 4:45 PM

@17

I totally agree, which is why it's amazes me how many people use this feature to bitch about "hipsters". who else would the overwhelming majority of these photos be of? Fremont-y folks in REI fleece vests, drunk girls in Forever 21 slave-labor trash bag dresses, douchers in Ed Hardy gear, or the run of the mill bridge and tunnel crowd sartorial standards don't really make for a compelling column about a city's culture, nor is it very appealing visually in repeat series of photographs.

Posted by LEE. on June 18, 2012 at 5:53 PM

I am not a hipster, but seriously can't understand what is so wrong with all these people. pull the stuffy bug out of your ass and pick on something else. I think combined they'd all make for an interesting backyard party. You're all invited. Please bring a grill. The guy with the Ranier: it's not a fashion statement, but you seem happy enough and people always want some Ren-yay, so you can come too.

Posted by Sara Heartburn on June 18, 2012 at 5:57 PM

If sweater girl is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

Posted by paulus on June 18, 2012 at 6:08 PM

This is like People of Wal-Mart except 800 times less horrifying. I approve so much.

Posted by Nitidiuscula on June 18, 2012 at 8:55 PM