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Friday, June 22, 2012

Man Gets Out of Station Wagon, Pees in the Middle of the Street

Posted by on Fri, Jun 22, 2012 at 12:13 PM

Earlier today a man stopped his station wagon at an intersection in Capitol Hill, got out of the vehicle, brandished his penis, and peed in the middle of the street. He peed the Skykomish River. Then he drove off. Onlookers watched and stepped over the shape of his urine stain as it became a jelly fish. While he was peeing, I aimed speakers out the window, and cranked Mad Season's "River of Deceit." It's a song swayed with poise that's always been a caravan for my ears. I think the man peeing heard it, and it relaxed him. Perhaps it was a caravan for his ears too, as he stood in the middle of the street pissing, for three minutes.

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  • T. Moorman

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  • T. Moorman

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  • T. Moorman

 

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yelahneb 1
Well played, Moorman.
Posted by yelahneb http://www.strangebutharmless.com on June 22, 2012 at 12:22 PM · Report this
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Plates and face are blacked out why exactly?
Posted by codswallower on June 22, 2012 at 12:32 PM · Report this
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When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Posted by Now that, is a tasty burger on June 22, 2012 at 12:32 PM · Report this
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@2, I'm more concerned about Trent's phallophobia.
Posted by paulus on June 22, 2012 at 12:42 PM · Report this
Megan Seling 5
Also acceptable: "Territorial Pissings" by Nirvana.
Posted by Megan Seling on June 22, 2012 at 12:45 PM · Report this
Trent Moorman 6
2 - because it's Tim Eyman. Just kidding, it's not Tim Eyman.

I don't know, can you put pictures of peens live on the internet without permission?
Posted by Trent Moorman on June 22, 2012 at 12:45 PM · Report this
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Delivers
Posted by Avtar on June 22, 2012 at 12:51 PM · Report this
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You can if the photo is of a peen willingly exposed to the world by its owner in full public. If, for example, you stuck your camera over someone's fence and took a similar picture while the peen was being exposed in the privacy of a backyard, posting it without permission would be bad.
Posted by JenV on June 22, 2012 at 12:56 PM · Report this
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@2: Cause snitches get stitches!
Posted by Ben on June 22, 2012 at 1:30 PM · Report this
Akbar Fazil 10
I was wondering where Seattleblues has been lately. Looks like we found him.
Posted by Akbar Fazil on June 22, 2012 at 1:37 PM · Report this
TotesFierce 11
ditto @9
Posted by TotesFierce http://fag4life.com on June 22, 2012 at 1:48 PM · Report this
12
The sign says "Yield". He was just trying to determine his yield.

But I thought that's what Big Gulp cups are for.
Posted by Anastasia Beaverhausen on June 22, 2012 at 2:13 PM · Report this
biffp 13
Also, also acceptable Pretenders "Middle of the Road."
Posted by biffp on June 22, 2012 at 2:37 PM · Report this
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i bet the poor guy takes Flomax. i'm sure he had no other option other than pissing in his car. give the guy a break. no one wants to pee in public. this was obviously an emergency.
Posted by legacy builder on June 22, 2012 at 4:22 PM · Report this
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drunk.

forward his plate to SPD.

done.
Posted by n o 0 n e on June 22, 2012 at 5:10 PM · Report this
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@ 15 fuck you and spd.
Posted by juan gabriel on June 22, 2012 at 5:26 PM · Report this
Cato the Younger Younger 17
He drive a Ford Taurus people, it isn't like he has taste or class.
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on June 22, 2012 at 5:42 PM · Report this
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I like the expressive red (un)smileys.
Posted by judgemental on June 22, 2012 at 8:42 PM · Report this
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The dick move here is actually The Stranger's - not this guy's. Obviously a middle-aged man with a prostate problem. How can you not see this? Jaysus.
Posted by PetiteXL on June 23, 2012 at 12:16 AM · Report this
bedipped 20
You made me look up "brandishing." (I knew generally, but) You made me laugh more. Was there menacing "wafture?" Diabetes -> frequent urination? It happens. I welcome the addition of your new mascot.
Posted by bedipped on June 23, 2012 at 8:31 AM · Report this
Anna Anna Anna 21
@14 and 19--- if the guy has a problem peeing and needing to pee often, it isn't hard to put a big empty gatorade bottle in your car, for emergencies. Also the guy didn't have to piss in the middle of the street, I'm sure he could have made it to an ally way or the side of a building. Trent looked out the window, saw a guy pissing in the middle of the street, sorry I think it's hilarious. Maybe the guy shouldn't drink 7 gallons of Sprite before getting in his car. Great Mad Season song, btw.
Posted by Anna Anna Anna on June 23, 2012 at 1:07 PM · Report this
Anna Anna Anna 22
oh and Trent, you have a nice ass.
Posted by Anna Anna Anna on June 23, 2012 at 1:08 PM · Report this
w7ngman 23
I aimed speakers out the window, and cranked Mad Season's "River of Deceit."


I bet like one person got that.
Posted by w7ngman http://userscripts.org/users/89370 on June 24, 2012 at 2:53 PM · Report this

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