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Sunday, July 8, 2012
Celeb Midnight Haiku
Posted by Sarah Galvin on Sun, Jul 8, 2012 at 11:36 AM
Riding a bike off a bridge is dangerous even when there’s water under it, because the bike can flip over in the air and impale you. But everyone gets impaled in midair eventually, and better riding a bike off a bridge than riding a broken toilet out a window like Elvis. This is actually very common—it is what people mean when they say that someone “died of a drug overdose.”
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