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Monday, July 9, 2012

What You're Not Wearing: Wheels Edition!! NSFW!

Posted by on Mon, Jul 9, 2012 at 11:04 AM

These jorts:


This blanket cape:


These Nikes:


These feathers:


These wedges:


This fedora:


These beads:


This word:


These spots:


These glutes:


This orange:


These balloons:


This scarf:


This jumpsuit:



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Cato the Younger Younger 1
Jean shorts weren't cool in the early 90's when they were popular and they still look like shit
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on July 9, 2012 at 12:54 PM · Report this
True, But I would rather see jean shorts than old man cock
Posted by yumyum74 on July 9, 2012 at 12:59 PM · Report this
Matt from Denver 3
@ 1, you couldn't be more gay, could you? Jean shorts are the ONLY sexy shorts ever invented (for girls, anyway).
Posted by Matt from Denver on July 9, 2012 at 1:17 PM · Report this
taffy dale 4
captiol hill does not equal seattle in it's entirety tho :/
Posted by taffy dale on July 9, 2012 at 2:42 PM · Report this
knobtheunicorn 5
Jorts? ugh. They're called cuttoffs and I'd even go so far as saying the cute chick at the top is rocking daisy dukes. Jean shorts are most often identifiable by their saggage.
Posted by knobtheunicorn on July 9, 2012 at 2:57 PM · Report this
Reverse Polarity 6
Uhh, Cato, jean shorts have been popular on-and-off since at least the 1960s. And I disagree. The right short shorts on the right body (either gender) looks fantastic, in any era.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on July 9, 2012 at 3:26 PM · Report this
More, I Say! 7
HOLLA @ MA GIRL in the last photo!!! This incredible, fabulous girl got hit by some blonde biatch driving a Lexus recently... C'mon slog flying monkeys, can you help us get some vigilante justice?!…
Posted by More, I Say! on July 9, 2012 at 4:10 PM · Report this
biju 8
that girl rocks those jorts!
Posted by biju on July 9, 2012 at 4:20 PM · Report this
I think "jorts" refers to the off-the-shelf blue denim shorts the guy is wearing, not the cute cut-off jeans the woman is wearing.
Posted by BallardBoy on July 9, 2012 at 4:56 PM · Report this
biffp 10
I had to scroll up (distracted by the hat and clown hair), isn't @9 correct? Saw a lot of jorts at Silverwood, and they looked like shit. The cutoffs on that girl look good though. I think short cargos can be sexy on girls.
Posted by biffp on July 9, 2012 at 6:10 PM · Report this
That's NSFW??? I'm so disappointed. Next time please post something that's really NSFW.
Posted by I Got Nuthin' on July 9, 2012 at 6:35 PM · Report this
Matt from Denver 12
@ 11, don't be a baby. There are LOTS of people who'd get into trouble for looking at this stuff at work. NSFW warnings need to err on the side of EXTREME caution - they're not "Lookie here! 80085!!" invitations.
Posted by Matt from Denver on July 9, 2012 at 6:54 PM · Report this
Jorts = jean shorts period. In my book she's wearing jorts, cut-offs, daisey dukes, hot pants, whatever you wanna call them but they a SHORTS that are JEANS. Jorts.
Posted by Isaytomato on July 9, 2012 at 8:20 PM · Report this
Capitol Hill sure does love their denim shorts, don't they?
Posted by Casual_Observer on July 9, 2012 at 9:06 PM · Report this

What's with you kids, making up new, fugly words for cutoffs? Haven't you got anything better to do?

At least the word "skort" has a raison d'etre.

So, is a jean skirt now a "jirt"? And, what are we to call a denim skort now?

A google image search completely buries "jorts" with 140,000 hits versus "cutoffs" with 11,700,000. Fugly loser word!
Posted by Brooklyn Reader on July 9, 2012 at 9:14 PM · Report this
@15 I really hope your being sarcastic when using the word "fugly" to win an argument over making up new stupid words.
Posted by Yousanormie on July 10, 2012 at 1:34 AM · Report this
knobtheunicorn 17
On a second careful inspection, yep I call it, at the top thems are def daisy dukes. And confidential to Miss Mam go on with your fly self.
Posted by knobtheunicorn on July 10, 2012 at 1:43 AM · Report this
Without a doubt Americans are the worst dressed and undressed folk I have ever come across.
Posted by Jos hates Seattle couture on July 10, 2012 at 6:12 AM · Report this
Is that Miss Tina driving the bus? Miss Tina is the most stylish bus driver ever!
Posted by 26th on July 10, 2012 at 8:33 AM · Report this
It's funny that out of all these outfits, the girl in the most basic one (plain tank top and jeans) is getting all the attention. Hmmm, Glamour magazine was right about what guys like.
Posted by What about bus girl? on July 10, 2012 at 9:08 AM · Report this

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