I love internet pictures of people whose cunts are covered by MS Paint squiggles. At home one night, I tried to recreate such a squiggle with electrical tape, and realized it can’t be done, because the squiggles float an impossibly small distance from the people in the photos. This distance is the home of the pictures’ perfection. Standing in front of my mirror, covered with electrical tape, I felt like the accidental architect of a church.