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Monday, July 16, 2012

Nut News You Can Use: Skinny Jeans Are Making Men Sterile

Posted by on Mon, Jul 16, 2012 at 12:02 PM

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  • Kelly O

According to Dr. Hilary Jones, who is apparently a regular guest on a show called Daybreak, wearing skinny jeans can lead to twisted testicles, bladder weakness, urinary tract infections, low sperm counts and fungal irritations.

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care bear 1
Is that Nipper?
Posted by care bear on July 16, 2012 at 1:10 PM
Posted by taffy dale http://taffydale.com on July 16, 2012 at 2:58 PM
Callie 3
I thought the same thing, @1!
Posted by Callie http://www.facebook.com/Klosetnerd on July 16, 2012 at 4:18 PM
4

This is good news, as it means hipsters will have a lower chance of reproducing.
Posted by balmontguy on July 17, 2012 at 11:11 AM
LEE. 5
@4

yes, god forbid some people from urban cores who probably have decent progressive values have children. that's totally the province of rednecks and well-to-do conservatives in the suburbs.
Posted by LEE. on July 17, 2012 at 9:08 PM

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